Top 10 Reasons To Attend oleg's Pre-Gasparilla Gang Bang 10. The shopping cart is back! And gets the guys nothing more than a cheap feel. AGAIN. 9. Amy bought tits just for the occasion. She's saving up for an ass for next year! 8. Free pirate eye patches are decorative AND practical as post party jizz guard. 7. Appan "Booty Looty" starts after third drink... 6. Bennifer, TomCat, TravNey, MegAl, and by the end of the night... OPar. 5. Curious whether Amy and Heather can find romance outside of magical confines of the Courtside parking lot. 4. No longer under Travis' watchful eye, watch Oleg try again to drag Whitney back to his cave. 3. Rumor of two man theatrical interpretation by Kirk and Oleg titled "Brokeback BayWhore." 2. Curious to see if Amy shows, or just heads to good time local bar Dicktown54. Drum roll... and the number one reason to attend Oleg's pre-Garsparilla gang bang is... Candy for a cart wheel... Oh wait. The children's parade was the previous week.